I am wearing size 16 jeans.They're tight but damn they're hot!
I have a camel toe/front wedgie/wendy in fact - the whole damn herd.
I love myself sick. I cant sit down, I cant eat (not a bad thing) and I 'm pretty sure I cant take a deep breath but good God, they're size 16!
I would have posted a picture but no one does it better than Wonder Woman.
And its a wonder I can breathe.
...and you're typing standing up?? And when you want to wee you'll have to remove them with scissors? ...sigh - yes, I remember it well...
ReplyDeleteCaroline
Ha ha ha, Shaggs, you crazy chick... Go the camel toe.. Great that you're now in your 16 jeans.. Super exciting.. I do want to see new pics of you though, ahhh not so much the camel toe shots though.. .. Its been a while, and I'm sure by now your brows are back to normal...
ReplyDeletexx Nene
I am so happy that things are working for you now! I like to say it looks like someone is smuggling yo-yo's. Think about that for a moment.
ReplyDeletehaha I would be loving myself and my camel toe sick too! awesome work!!
ReplyDeleteI love it that you tagged this post "inappropriate denimwear" -- that totally cracked me up!! Congratulations on breaking through to a 16! That is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteNot only did your post crack me up....but everyones comments are farking funny too!!!!! Good work ya tart!!
ReplyDeleteYou are sooo good for my street cred! Talking to some young friends in the pub the other day about jeans I casually mentioned "of course one has to be careful about camel toes"... and I swear they looked at me with renewed respect...
ReplyDeleteCaroline
PS: are you in Melbourne yet?
PPS: Is it just coincidence that you and Nola are on the move at the same time??